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  1. Okay, I'm sold. I'm just past the Big Bridge early in world 2 and I gotta admit up until there I was hard-pressed to care about the story. It really picks up in a huge way once Exdeath shows up and you follow Galuf to his world and just get dropped right in the middle of a war that looks like it's been going on for years.
  2. Sure are a lot of sinking ships in this game. Seems that everything the party steps into has a more than even chance of ending up dead, exploded or on the sea floor.
  3. SimBen

    No More Heroes 2

    No I mean my presence in Montreal. Basically I'm a videogame designer porn star. (no that's a lie but I am studying the art of the vidjagaem)
  4. SimBen

    No More Heroes 2

    These two things are not unrelated. To my presence here.
  5. SimBen

    No More Heroes 2

    Yeah, know all about that. I did PS3 compliance at Gameloft.
  6. SimBen

    No More Heroes 2

    You were my keeper of secrets all those years.
  7. Hey guys, thought this would be as good a thread as any to make my triumphant comeback on. So you probably played this game, The Fifth But Not Anywhere Near Close To Final Fantasy, years ago. You were probably a stupid babby back then. It was in the previous millennium, and you played it on an emulator with a fan-made translation patch. We're talking back in the Deep Space Nine days. We're talking back when you had to call the internet. Over the PHONE. Well, I'm an idiot, so it took me this long to get around to it. I'm now about 9 hours into a playthrough, just past the Ancient Library. So if you wanna lol at a noob, this is where you do it. I'll be posting all my OH SHIT and reactions to plot twists and nerdrage over here. Like at how bullshit it was to get a couple of those blue magic spells (seriously, L5 Doom? Fuck you.) In other news, I don't know about you guys, but I sure could go for a hot dog right now.
  8. SimBen

    This was a triumph...

    Yes believe me I am still alive! I'm doing science and I'm still alive! I feel fantastic and I'm still alive! While you're dying I'll be still alive! And when you're dead I will be still alive!
  9. SimBen

    No More Heroes 2

    o hay Yes I'm still alive! As a curiosity, where did you work All? Babel? I know a bunch of people who worked there.
  10. SimBen

    hello all

    *cough* Um, hey Lupo. I don't hang around here anymore, but Insaney told me you were back, so I figured I'd just pop in... Umm, listen, it took me a while to come to terms with, y'know, everything... Just know that I'm sorry for all the trouble I've caused you. Really sorry. I really acted like an asshole, and that's inexcusable. I don't know if you still hate me, and I don't blame you if you do. It's just that I told my girlfriend about you (yes, this bastard now has a girlfriend), and she made me feel bad about it and everything. So I felt like I needed to apologize. I'm sorry, Lupo. Really sorry.
  11. Weeeeeeeelllllll...... Edward's a Spoon, he's a Spoony Bard He's the Spooniest Bard in the whole Square world He's a Spoony Bard if there ever was a Spoon He's a Spoon to all the boys and girls On Monday he's a Spoon, on Tuesday he's a Spoon And Wednesday to Saturday-Spoony Bard Then on Sunday just to be different He's a Super King Spoony-oony Baay-ard! Have you ever seen this Spoon, Edward He's the biggest Spoon in the whole Square world He's a mean littl' Spoon and he has a Spoony harp He's a Spoon Spoon Spoon Spoon Spoon Spoon Spoon Spoon Spoon Spoon Spoon Spoon Spoon Spoon 'cause He's a Spoony Bard Edward's a Spoon And he's just a Spoony Bard Ed-ward is a Spoooooooona...
  12. SimBen

    Am I older than Outey looks?

    Oh... 20. Funny though, you look a LOT like a weird mix of the two Denis Drolets, a Canadian comedy duo... Here's a pic: ARGH!!! My little brother JUST erased my FF9 file while I was typing this!!! Have to go through CD1 and half of CD2 all over again! By the way, yes, these ARE brown vests.
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    Member introductions!!

    Posting again, doo doo, doo doo doo, posting again, doo doo doo doo...
  14. SimBen

    Member introductions!!

    Yeah, hang on to your mascara ladies, The Sim is back in town! 8) I'm gonna r0x0rZ your b0x0rZ whether you want to or not, and that's an order Colonel. Yeah. And yet I chose Duane Dibbley as my avatar. I'm just so cool that I can afford this without it hurting my overly attractive and if I can say so myself, potty-trained self. Yeah.