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Yo mama .............. returns

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Yes its been a while since you last seen those great yo mama joke. Well guess what yo mamas back for some more. So ill get the old ones posted up late but heres some fresh new ones.

 

Yo mama so dumb she thought Tupac Shakur was a jewish holiday

 

Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

 

Yo mama so dumb when she saw the sign that said airport left she turned around and went home

 

Yo mama so dumb she thought Boyz 2 Men was a daycare center

 

Yo mama so dumb she thought meow mix was a record for cats

 

Yo mama so dumb she asked for a price check at the dollar store

 

Yo mama so dumb when she heard that 90 percent of all crimes occur in the home she moved

 

Yo mama so dumb she sold the car for gas money

 

Yo mama so dumb when she went to the movies and they said Under 17 not admitted she went home and got 17 friends

 

Yo mama so dumb when she missed the 44 bus she took the 22 bus twice instead

 

 

 

Edited By DamnGlitch on 1067002879

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Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and 4 quarters came out.

 

This is the best topic EVAR.

 

damnglitch, i believe it's actually "yo mama so fat, she sat on a DOLLAR and four quarters came out."

 

think man, THINK! :twisted:

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i swear im am the king of flaming

 

yo mama so dumb she went on the roof because she said drinks were on the house

 

yo mama so dumd she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the W's

 

Yo mama so dumb she only shanged your diapers once a month for because it said on the box good for up to 20 pounds

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