Sasuke1986 0 Report post Posted January 7, 2006 DANCE!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KaizenNeko 0 Report post Posted January 7, 2006 Saving the world with a mop and tutu. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hobo 0 Report post Posted January 7, 2006 Shrunken testicles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alldogship 0 Report post Posted January 7, 2006 This is me not caring, this is me not caring on drugs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KaizenNeko 0 Report post Posted January 7, 2006 I am the eggman. They are the eggmen. I am the walrus NEKO. Goo goo ga joob NYAO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alldogship 0 Report post Posted January 7, 2006 Doctor: ... for you see, one could almost say that I'm the very model of a Gallifreyan buccaneer. *beggining music of the Major General's Song* Evelyn: On no! You are going to sing. Doctor: Oooooohhh... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sword Bearer 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2006 I have a question. I already know what your question is, "why if I already had all this info didn't I move in and take the goods already?" Thats because its more than a one person job...I need help. Yeah, thats a good question, but mine is, "WHY IS SHE ON OUR SHIP? SHE TRIED TO KILL US LAST TIME!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alldogship 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2006 ... and the he heard someone was knocking on the door. The wind screamed once more and the light flickered. Then the pounding stopped. Slowly he walked to the door and swong it open. On his doorstep he found a newspaper with tommorow's date. He bent down to pick it up and on the first page he saw ... Scare Quotes!!! Dun dun dunnn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KaizenNeko 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2006 Ford: Time is an illusion. Lunch time, doubly so. Arthur: That's very deep. You should send that in to the Reader's Digest, they have a page for people like you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sasuke1986 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2006 Let thy ears become cabbages and thy tongue a sausage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KaizenNeko 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2006 You tiny brained wiper of other people's bottoms, I FART in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of ELDERBERRIES! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sword Bearer 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2006 That armors not magic! Its just shiny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sword Bearer 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2006 I AM OMLET! THE CHEESE DANISH! (two in a row, sorry, I just couldn't resist.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hobo 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2006 You should've shot yourself in the foot when it was in your mouth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KaizenNeko 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2006 It's called a THONG. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hobo 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2006 The biggest brother is watching bigger brother watching big brother watch you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KaizenNeko 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2006 Why you have prettiest nipples...er I mean DIMPLES...pretty DIMPLES in her CHEEKS! This is an actual quote from Match Game, made by Gene Rayburn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sword Bearer 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2006 It had been snowing in santa barbera, ever since the top of the page, and I, had to shake the cornstarch off my mukluks as I lifted...the heavy...obsidian...door knocker! HEY!! YOU IN THERE!! OPEN UP YOUR DOOR KNOCKER FELL OFF! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hobo 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2006 GET FREE SMILIES IN YOUR EMAIL!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KaizenNeko 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2006 Got Milk? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sasuke1986 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2006 Dag, yo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sword Bearer 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2006 My toes, are getting pruny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KaizenNeko 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2006 What the fuck, over? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sword Bearer 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2006 Sargent! Look! A sleeping person. Oh no, I hate to tell you this son, but, he aint sleeping, he's dead. Oh thank goodness! For a moment there, I thought that was me, because, I am blue, and, I like to sleep, but if he is dead that cannot be me, that would be silly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperSephiroth 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2006 I am a banana Share this post Link to post Share on other sites