Jump to content
Infinite Unreality Forums
Sign in to follow this  
KaizenNeko

Isolated Blurt Thread

Recommended Posts

Deed sumeune-a sey Svedeesh? Bork Bork Bork!

FUN FACT: Spaghetti noodles were invented in Sweden by an anonymous line cook in 1983. Italy copied the formula from them, and used a time machine to claim they had created it sometime in the 12th century. After stealing Italy's time machine, China went back to the 9th century in order to invent all noodles before anyone else. This, of course, led to the Great Quickening, which caused spacetime to fold eight times over on itself and prevented anyone from taking lunch breaks until 1989. All time travel has since been banned by the United Nations until the year 2183.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

If I haven't done so already, I feel it must be stated that this thread had at one point been called the Isolated Blurt Thread. I think there might've been another topic of the sort from the past that it got merged with, also.

 

Yep.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

×